It’s my brother’s birthday on Monday and he is turning 20! How did he get so old? I am getting him a hooker for his birthday!
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March 22, 2010
A follow up tirade, courtesty of daddio
The airports are jambed with people trying to get to England or Cuba to get their health care…… You send me a report done by The Association of State Green Parties….. from 1999 Get with the times and read something that has more thought and facts to it. There is nothing more factually correct than [...]
March 16, 2010
Daddy would you like some sausages?
Sorry for the drought lately my gentle, sumptuous readers. Cupcake likes to sing this song sometimes and it really, REALLY scares me. No I do not want some sausages, Cupcake, and I am most certainly not your daddy.
February 12, 2010
Cupcake is MAGIC (not Johnson)
Cupcake shaved his beard today and O.M.G. he is sooooooo hot. I mean, he was hot before n shit, but holy jesus h christo he is the hottest man I have ever seen. Ladies, I’m sorry, but your husband just aint this hot.
February 10, 2010
Repeat
Ok I know I posted about this video before, but, honestly, is there a better video out there right now? I don’t think so. (Also, look how many commas I used in the last sentence – I don’t even really know how to use commas but does it really matter? Maybe? Sorta?).
February 5, 2010
See ya luego, Mexico.
From Cupcake’s post it seems like he had a pretty swell time in Mexico and indeed he did. He spent most of his time drinking XX, betting on sports, fawning over Lost blogs and boards (or whatever they’re called), and checking out one particular heavily tanned latina with fake books in a thong (he got [...]
January 27, 2010
Lunch
A Burger King chicken sandwich, cheeseburger, fries, a coke and some Ghiardelli dark chocolate. Yeah I weigh more than a baby seal but I’m married bitches so it don’t matta!!!
