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February 20, 2010

Best song EVER

February 19, 2010

OK I’m obsessed

February 19, 2010

Looks like lowermybills.com has a new sex symbol

February 12, 2010

Cupcake is MAGIC (not Johnson)

Cupcake shaved his beard today and O.M.G. he is sooooooo hot. I mean, he was hot before n shit, but holy jesus h christo he is the hottest man I have ever seen.
Ladies, I’m sorry, but your husband just aint this hot.

February 10, 2010

Repeat

Ok I know I posted about this video before, but, honestly, is there a better video out there right now? I don’t think so. (Also, look how many commas I used in the last sentence – I don’t even really know how to use commas but does it really matter? Maybe? Sorta?).
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February 5, 2010

See ya luego, Mexico.

From Cupcake’s post it seems like he had a pretty swell time in Mexico and indeed he did. He spent most of his time drinking XX, betting on sports, fawning over Lost blogs and boards (or whatever they’re called), and checking out one particular heavily tanned latina with fake books in a thong (he got [...]

January 27, 2010

Lunch

A Burger King chicken sandwich, cheeseburger, fries, a coke and some Ghiardelli dark chocolate. Yeah I weigh more than a baby seal but I’m married bitches so it don’t matta!!!

January 27, 2010

DO NOT USE UPS

My aunt just sent me a package via UPS and someone ripped it open and stole the contents. It was very obviously stolen and not an accident.
Please, please, please if you care about what you are shipping and want it to arrive in one piece (or arrive at all) DO NOT USE UPS!!!

January 26, 2010

Face Recognition

Cupcake and I just did something online that tells us which celebrity we look most like based on a photograph of ourselves.
Woogie = Gary Oldman
Cupcake = Hillary Clinton
I would say this software is dead on.

January 25, 2010

Awww Conan, some of us don’t get 40M when we lose our jobs…

“Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.”
- Conan “Coco” O’Brien