A Burger King chicken sandwich, cheeseburger, fries, a coke and some Ghiardelli dark chocolate. Yeah I weigh more than a baby seal but I’m married bitches so it don’t matta!!!
Entries from January 2010
January 27, 2010
DO NOT USE UPS
My aunt just sent me a package via UPS and someone ripped it open and stole the contents. It was very obviously stolen and not an accident. Please, please, please if you care about what you are shipping and want it to arrive in one piece (or arrive at all) DO NOT USE UPS!!!
January 26, 2010
Face Recognition
Cupcake and I just did something online that tells us which celebrity we look most like based on a photograph of ourselves. Woogie = Gary Oldman Cupcake = Hillary Clinton I would say this software is dead on.
January 26, 2010
The Gambler
Last weekend I suckered Woogie into letting me open an account with Bodog, an overseas website with malevolent intentions (namely, gambling). Since that not so fateful day, all I want to do is eat undercooked buffalo tenders and make bets. Parlays, teasers, money lines, nothing matters but the spread. Not Mrs. Cupcake, not Señor Pups, [...]
January 25, 2010
Awww Conan, some of us don’t get 40M when we lose our jobs…
“Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.” – Conan “Coco” O’Brien
January 22, 2010
Need an endodontist? Say what?! Yeah, I got one for ya.
Hi y’all in the Los Angeles area, I found my lord and savior (in endodontics) in Dr. J-Dawg Ceravolo. He works out of this office: Culver Del Rey Dental Center on Wednesdays and Fridays. You know how you come from a normal place like Bunko, MS or Libbydibby, AL and then you move to a [...]
January 21, 2010
Gorgeous new song
Here is a gorgeous new song I made one day when I was feeling particularly emo. I just made it up as I went along. It’s bad but it’s emo and emo is bad so do you get where I’m going with this? Just listen to it while you apply your black eyeliner in the [...]
January 21, 2010
W2
My W2 is probably at my office right now, but it’s raining. Can you see my predicament?!
