So here is another semi-famous person:
And here’s her (fake) biography -
Demi LaTicia Lovato was born in 2001 to Russian immigrants who moved to America in 2000. She has 6 older sisters all named Demi. Her parents have a fascination with Demi Moore after seeing “Striptease” on Russian tv before they moved to America. Demi knew early that she wanted to be a famous floutist. Flutist? I have no idea. Anyway, she was watching the symphony on tv one night and she noticed this really shiny silver object and decided that she had to have one. Since her parents, Dimitriov and Debbie, were super poor all they could afford was a homemade pan flute, and Demi learned how to play that. Demi never got very good at the pan flute so she decided her claim to fame would have to be something much different – like child porn. She starred in two very indecent movies, “Russian Whore” and “I’m a Living Doll” before being shut down by the government. Her latest foray into fame is the role of “Bella Swan” of “Twilight” quasi-fame. She currently lives in Los Angeles with her parents, their mistress, her 6 sisters, and their cat, Demi.
***UPDATE*** More biographical information below, courtesy of our resident historian, and Demi Lovato buff, D. H. Moon.
You may remember Dimtrov as the second bass player for Russian glam metal band Gorky Park. He replaced Igor Pestronov after he fell off a galloping donkey while trying to win a bet with a roadie during the 1987 Drowned in Vodka tour. Dimtrov wrote a minor hit for the band, “Snake Love Baby,” which reached number 6 on the Estonian charts.
Demi’s attraction to the Twilight series is certainly no surprise, given the mysterious events surrounding her and writer R. L. Stine. The Enquirer famously reported that she stalked him and had a bizarre encounter with him during a birthday party thrown in his honor at a New York Applebees. The story was retracted amid several legal battles and the exact details are still not known. The only thing to surface was a heavily redacted police report saying that she claimed she was pitching him an idea for a script about triplet sisters who start a plumbing business. The only thing for sure is that the incident marked the end of the Goosebumps series and Stine remains in hiding.
I contacted Amanda Schencter, treasurer of Lovato’s Ashtabula-based fan club. Amanda said a surprising fact is that Demi appeared on Sesame Street for two seasons, playing the role of Ernie. She also said another interesting fact is that Demi is Tony Danza’s second cousin.
