Cheeseburger For Breakfast

From Cupcake’s post it seems like he had a pretty swell time in Mexico and indeed he did. He spent most of his time drinking XX, betting on sports, fawning over Lost blogs and boards (or whatever they’re called), and checking out one particular heavily tanned latina with fake books in a thong (he got smacked upside the head for that).

I, however, had a much different trip. I knitted, prayed, and played dominoes with the seniors that scattered our lovely condominium, the lovely Coral Mar. I don’t mean seniors like springbreakers, I mean SENIOR CITIZENS – and those people can ORGY.

ANYWAY – I drank many Miami Vices (piña coladas mixed with strawberry daiquiris) and Cups and I had some lovely romantic dinners together. Most moments we couldn’t stand each other but that is nothing out of the ordinary. Surprisingly, Cupcake and I travel rather well together. I think we prefer our 3-4 day weekend retreats as opposed to week long endeavors because we end up getting antsy and want for the comfort of our own home and the warmth of our tiniest angel pups.

Mexico was great, and I learned a lot from all the self-reflection I did (due to there hardly being any sun and mostly rain every day). Cookie learned to hate me more, I learned to hate myself more, but also we learned to love each other through the massive amounts of hatred and crankiness.

I know Cookie will love me forever though because I cook for him.

A Burger King chicken sandwich, cheeseburger, fries, a coke and some Ghiardelli dark chocolate. Yeah I weigh more than a baby seal but I’m married bitches so it don’t matta!!!

My aunt just sent me a package via UPS and someone ripped it open and stole the contents. It was very obviously stolen and not an accident.

Please, please, please if you care about what you are shipping and want it to arrive in one piece (or arrive at all) DO NOT USE UPS!!!

Cupcake and I just did something online that tells us which celebrity we look most like based on a photograph of ourselves.

Woogie = Gary Oldman
Cupcake = Hillary Clinton

I would say this software is dead on.

“Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.”

- Conan “Coco” O’Brien

Hi y’all in the Los Angeles area, I found my lord and savior (in endodontics) in Dr. J-Dawg Ceravolo. He works out of this office: Culver Del Rey Dental Center on Wednesdays and Fridays.

You know how you come from a normal place like Bunko, MS or Libbydibby, AL and then you move to a big city and the doctors and dentists and other specialists just don’t care the way they did where you came from? Yeah I knew all about that until I met Dr. Ceravolo. He is like a small town endodontist (see: root canal specialist, etc.) in a big scary place (see: Los Angeles). He lets me email and call him at all hours of the day and night and never gets annoyed with me (see: I get annoying easily). He has given me two root canals and also done a re-treatment on a root canal gone wrong. The whole team at Culver Del Rey Dental is also super friendly and helpful and I love it there. YES! LOVE IT AT A DENTAL OFFICE!

Do yourself a favor and visit this office, and most specifically this man. I will let you know how the dentist, Dr. Brand is in a few weeks after getting some crowns.

If your dentist needs you to see a specialist, go see Dr. C and tell him I sent ya*.
(* I am not getting any money or anything else for this endorsement other than a mouth full of gutta percha (see: what they fill your tooth with after a root canal).